Yes, that is a carrot. One carrot to be precise.
Yes, that is a bottle of wine. A normal-sized bottle of wine to be exact.
The carrot weighed 1 pound, 6 ounces. Carrots on steroids scare me. How could they possibly taste good? When I cut it open, it was woody, extremely tough and barely orange inside.
*sigh* I can't wait for spring.
Hopefully being in California this weekend will inject some spring energy into me. If not, I'm sure going to Bakesale Betty's, The Berkeley Bowl, and my other favorite haunts in Oakland and Berkeley will. Not to mention trying to pull off another all-you-can-eat Dungeness crab feed fundraiser. 700 pounds of crab anyone?